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Dr. Peter Venkman: What has that got to do with anything? What? Winston Zeddemore: Thanks very much, Ray. Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a class-five full-roaming vapor. You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual. Dr. Raymond Stantz: [Holds up another card] They say they have a warrant. Dr. Peter Venkman: ", [while trying to catch the Slimer, the Ghostbusters cause a lot of damage to the hotel with their energy streams]. [a pretty lady goes by. I'm going to go have a shower. Well, I have a PhD in parapsychology and psychology. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end. Five thousand dollars? Step aside. Dr. Peter Venkman: The Keymaster] Dr Ray Stantz: It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. Louis: Dr. Peter Venkman: I have some news from the world of Gozer. Yeah, well, I do. Stantz (very enthusiastic) and Egon (meticulous and stoic) are on the hunt for paranormal activity, while Venkman (sleazy and opportunistic) is a parapsychologist with a minimal-at-best interest in ghosts. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: [slaps Ray] Hotel Manager: Dana. A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions. Are you currently menstruating? ,Dr. Egon Spengler You know how much a patent clerk earns? Gozer the Traveler. Why worry? Dana Barrett: That makes good financial sense, good advice Louis: Mr. Stay Puft. Now you either *show me* what is down there, or I come back with a court order. Back off, man. Oh! Miss Barrett, you seem to think there is something wrong up here in your mind that says: he enjoys taking his evenings off and spending them with his clients. Janine Melnitz: Excuse me. "Going out of business. Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world. Shut this off; shut these all off. I turned my TV up real loud too so everyone would think all our TVs had something wrong with them. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'll tell you what the effect is, it's pissing me off! Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. TV Reporter: Any customers? Hes written reviews, scripts, and analytical essays focusing on all aspects of cinema. Winston Zeddemore: So, what are we doing today, Zuul? Dr. Peter Venkman: Gatekeeper! Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't think you're crazy. Dr. Egon Spengler: Both videos have also been uploaded to the official Ghostbusters YouTube channel (embedded below), but the top and bottom of the videos were cut off to change it from a 4:3 to 16:9 aspect ratio. Peter meets with Dana at the Lincoln Center. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? We're fine. Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! I won't pay it. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Winston Zeddemore: Groundhog Day, while popular on release, has continued to receive immense acclaim as one of the best 90s movies of all time. Would you come over here, please? [training Winston] Mayor: The owners don't even like us to talk about it. Dr. Peter Venkman: Your email address will not be published. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz [Dana Barrett has just transformed into a demon]. Just asking. [referring to her radical change in personality] [somberly] Winston Zeddemore: Come in. Dana Barrett: Egon, what do you think? Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: [looking at the temporary sign on Ghostbusters HQ while a worker is hanging it up] C'mon, I wanna talk to Dana. Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Dr. Egon Spengler: A full torso apparition, and it's real. Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon what've you got left? Dana Barrett: The Original Ghostbusters Script Was (Literally) Out Of This World. I mean, the architect was either a certified genius, or an authentic wacko! The middle name was revealed in Volume 2 Issue #13, page 9, but the wedding priest. I've quit better jobs than this. [offers Ray a drink, which he reluctantly accepts]. Dr. Raymond Stantz We handle this kind of thing all the time! Louis: Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in! [Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Important safety tip. Walter Peck: Well, most of the original staff knows about the twelfth floor; the disturbances, I mean. [possessed by Zuul] [as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses]. Then our prisoners will be released. Okay; sticks? Ghostbusters is an extremely quotable script, even if it doesnt contain each and every famous line from the final film. Thank you. [the Victorian Lady Ghost is floating in mid-air, reading a book]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Put your hands on your chest. I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn't get in, so you know what I did? Dana Barrett: He's an ugly little spud, isn't he? Walter Peck: The mother and the kids look at him with disappointment. [Persuading the mayor to let them stop a supernatural upheaval]. Dr. Peter Venkman: I know; do exactly as I say. All right, this chick is TOAST. Dana Barrett: [spins around to face another of the inmates, and starts singing] The resource brings a game based on "Ghostbusters", a 1984 American supernatural comedy film. [Pause] Okay, I have a plan. I was just exercising. [alone again] Ray Stantz thinks of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Camp Waconda. "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is now expected in late 2021: Sony settled on November 11 to begin with, but the studio moved the release date back to November 19 after Paramount's "Top Gun: Maverick". He was also a doctor. Since the mid-80s, few films have entered the pop cultural landscape and stayed there like Ghostbusters. Dr. Peter Venkman: Symmetrical book stacking. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which. I don't either. Back off man, I'm a scientist. I'm gonna go for broke. Don't move! Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Walter Peck: You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays. July 6, 1983 Draft (credit: Lawrence Duane), Aug. 5, 1983 Draft (credit: Keith Alioto). Dr. Peter Venkman: And the flowers are still standing! The dead rising from the grave! We most certainly can, Dr. Venkman. Caption: "5 YEARS LATER". [uncertainly] Effect? [after Ray thinks of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and it appears, stomping through New York City] Dr. Peter Venkman: Dean Yeager: Walter Peck: ,Winston Zeddemore: The creep down the hall phoned the manager. [on the phone] Male Student: Walter Peck: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Um, well, eh, I don't know. Oh, that's very fascinating to me. Yes. [frightened] And since the Ghostbusters are the relatable heroes, its obvious that Peck and his court order are the bad guys who (unintentionally) help bring about the destructor.. Jason Reitman (center) on the set of "Ghostbusters: Afterlife." Kimberley French/Sony. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm warning ya. As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. Dr. Egon Spengler: I've worked in the private sector they expect results. You know, you don't act like a scientist. [dryly] This job is definitely not worth $11,500 a year. Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost? At the same time, Venkman uses humour to bring levity to a situation that is deathly serious by using his different skills to take control of whats happening. Quietly! Its only after government incompetence brings back the ghosts that the mayor goes for the privately managed but voter-friendly option. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no HUMAN BEING would stack books like this. After John Belushi's death in 1982, Aykroyd showed his half-completed script to another of his old SNL pals, Bill Murray, who liked the idea. You don't think it's too subtle, Marty, you don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign? oh, wait, wait, i've always wanted to do this! In the adjacent park area, pretty hustlers and drug peddlers go about their business. I don't want my face burned off! Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Peter Venkman: Remember that? [after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one] Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman : Make 'em hard! Dr. Egon Spengler: [slowly, calmly] Roger Grimsby: It "is" a star,. Well that's great. Yep. The phone-in topic Today: "Ghosts and Ghostbusting." It's right here, Ray. You're never going to regret this, Ray. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, what's he doing in my ice box? Placing it in New York City helps, as does making the heroes everyday joes who go into business for themselves after being fired from a university. [the Ghostbusters exit the elevator. If you have a ghost, But you don't want to play host, You can't sleep at all, So who do you call Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters. Dr. Peter Venkman: They wouldn't touch us with ten-meter cattle prod. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Professional paranormal investigations and eliminations. Dr. Raymond Stantz: I couldn't help it. I'm Peter Venkman. Dr. Peter Venkman: Everybody getting this so far? Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol? Winston Zeddemore: [excitedly] I am madly in love with you. Dr. Peter Venkman: She thought I was a creep, she thought I was a geek, and she probably wasn't the first. Dr. Raymond Stantz: They gave us money and facilities - we didn't have to produce anything! Ooohhh, Close. Dr. Egon Spengler: Male Student: As fun as Ghostbusters is, its hidden strength is in its ability to be more than it seems. Policeman at Apartment: I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide. Mr. Stay Puft! We thought you were someone else. Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing I'll be in my office. [cornered by the the demon Vinz Clortho] [gets off the elevator and Louis comes out of his apartment]. What do you think, Egon? Nice doggy. Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door. Dr. Peter Venkman: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909! Heck, my grandma used to spin yarns about a spectral locomotive that would rocket past the farm where she grew up! How's the grid holdin' up? [gasps] Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city. Dr Ray Stantz: Listen you smell something? No, I'll tell *you* what's hazardous. You're more like a game show host. Chew your food. Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon. Forget it, Venkman. Dr. Peter Venkman: I was born there. Dr. Peter Venkman: He cant stop talking about aspect ratios. For an example of one of the guys facing off against a ghost on their own, see the moment when Venkman encounters a possessed Dana Barrett. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: They wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod. Thanks, Egon. Right. Dana Barrett: [as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television]. My friend, don't be a jerk. There's nothing else in my life! Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, no job is too big, no fee is too big! Hey! Always the professional, Venkman realizes something is wrong and, instead of maybe taking advantage of the situation, he uses his parapsychology to try and help Dana. Stay close. Ted! I'm gonna get him a nice fruit basket. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman! The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant. No, no, NO! Going up? Janine Melnitz: That was two days ago and I haven't been back to my apartment. Dr. Egon Spengler: As they say in T.V., I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that. Very simple, really. Dr. Peter Venkman: Look at all the junk food! The Ghostbusters dig Dana Barrett and Louis Tully out of the charred Terror Dog remains. Ghostbusters - Commercial / TV Advert CORE 4.74K subscribers Subscribe 1.7K 158K views 5 years ago This is the commercial for the Ghostbusters in the 1984 movie, "Ghostbusters" directed. [Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. dr jatinder singh pmo office contact number. This is Casey Kasem. [possessed by Zuul] But at 19%, you didn't even bargain with the guy! I'm gonna get my stuff. And he wasn't alone. See ya on the other side, Ray. I'm warning you. Investigating, the officer discovers a huddled mass of ghosts and vapors hovering directly over the tracks. As a result, the final film has dialogue that isnt actually in the script, a lot of which does come from Murray. OK so she's a dog Dr. Raymond Stantz: There is no Dana, there is only Zuul. Dr. Peter Venkman: Throw it! [throws the guests' coats in the closet, oblivious that they hit the demon Vinz Clortho hiding there]. Walter Peck: [standing] Here is the story structure for theGhostbusters screenplay: Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Ray Stantz, and Dr. Egon Spengler work for a university. Louis: Egon, your mucus. Dana Barrett: Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Dana. MAN WITH A TICKET You can take this ticket. What happened? [Dana starts passionately making out with him, moaning audibly]. [Louis, as the possessed Keymaster Vinz Clortho, runs out of Central Park, scaring a married couple] [after Gozer disappears] Walter Peck: Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! You've never been out of college! Dr. Peter Venkman: Con Edison Man: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together MASS HYSTERIA! You want a ride? #Commercial #BillMurray #DanAykroyd #HaroldRamis #IvanReitman #SonyPictures #Sony You said crossing the streams was bad! I didn't choose anything [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]. Hey, wait a minute. Yeah, but I didn't know you we're gonna be giving me electric shocks. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? So how can you break put from the pack and get your idea onto the small screen? Dana Barrett: Dr. Peter Venkman: She's not my girlfriend. Clear your head. Dana Barrett: Dr. Raymond Stantz: ghostbusters commercial script. Gotta run. [walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]. There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't tell me how to do mine. Venkman, Stantz and Spengler are standing in front of the Ghostbusters' sign. You know, to try it out. Dr. Egon Spengler: Move 'em out. Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you ever report it to anyone? While primarily known for playing Egon Spengler in Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II, Ramis had a strong career as a director, starting with Caddyshack (recognized as one of the best sports movies), and including National Lampoons Vacation, Groundhog Day, and Analyze This. I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. Dr. Peter Venkman: We can take it. [stopping Ray] Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave? Dr. Raymond Stantz: ,Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Egon Spengler: Then a weird ANIMAL CRY is heard--a cross between a chicken CROWING and a wolf HOWLING. end systolic volume definition Download Brochure The Ghostbusters commercial is longer and includes a fictional family. Dr. Raymond Stantz: [very uncompfortably] Mr. Smith, quickly. Dr. Egon Spengler: I guess so. Dr. Peter Venkman: Thank you for coming so quickly! That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." We just got a visit from the Environmental Protection Agency. Louis: ,Dr. Egon Spengler I come home from work to my place and all I have is my work. ,Dr. Egon Spengler [whispering] I'll be in my office. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. THROW IT! Dr. Peter Venkman: A librarian at the New York Public Library is spooked by an actual apparition, prompting the three to seek it out. [impatiently slaps Peter on the forehead] Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hotel Manager: That oughta do it. ,Dr. Egon Spengler [Venkman arrives at 55 Central Park West, a few minutes after Louis was chased out by the demon Vinz Clortho]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Winston Zeddemore: Jail Guard: [ they arm their packs ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : SMOKIN'! I think that's a smart move, Mike. [telling Winston, who is new to the team on how to place ghosts in the storage facility] You had your chance to cooperate, but you though it would be more fun to insult me. SMOKIN'! [Venkman snaps back] [triumphantly] Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of spook central. Dr. Peter Venkman: Louis: Dana Barrett: Dana Barrett: Well thank you, Louis, I'll really try to stop by. I believe that everything happens for a reason. I'll give you a call! Walter Peck: The three busters start up their business right around the same time as one Dana Barrett is experiencing paranormal activity in her apartment. [Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand], [Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door], [She slams the door in his face. Male Student: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell.". [to the library ghost, as Spengler analyzes her with the P.K.E. Egon Spenglers interaction with secretary Janine Melnitz gives us an amusing exchange, along with the famous spores, molds and fungus line. Art Deco, very nice. And to paraphrase Peter Venkman, the franchise rights alone made them rich beyond their wildest dreams. Meanwhile, Venkman and the gang did manage to learn more about whatever is going on at Barretts apartment, with Venkman asking her out for dinner to talk about it. Janine Melnitz: You do your job, pencil neck, don't tell me how to do mine! Dr. Peter Venkman: The controversy builds, more sightings are reported, some maintain that these professional paranormal eliminators in New York are the cause of it all. This is where we store all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. I got a great workout. What I'm about to say may sound a little unusual. A loaded trap here open, unlock the system insert the trap release close, lock the system. Ramis passed away in 2014, after years of complications from autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis. [on the phone] After the First World War, Shandor decided that society was too sick to survive. I don't know where they get these guest conductors. [looking up and blinding Peter with his headlamp] I don't believe this. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine Melnitz: The Destructor is coming. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals -- Ghostbusters. You never studied. This product is made of . Come in, Ray. Listen, that reminds me, I'm having a big party for all my clients, my fourth anniversary as an accountant, you know, and even though you do your own tax return, which you shouldn't do, I'd like you to stop by, being that you're my neighbor and all. Dana Barrett: All right. [Louis and the Tall Woman begin disco dancing. But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters. Dr. Peter Venkman: And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them? You gotta do something! Dr. Peter Venkman: Aaaaaahhh! I wanna know more about what you do here! Dr. Raymond Stantz: We believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey, break this up! [opening cabinet] Did you see it? Coming through! Of course you forget, Peter. Dr. Peter Venkman: new zit popping videos 2020 . The full television commercial (as filmed, but without the on-screen graphics), along with five minutes of outtakes, can be found on the 2019 Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K/Blu-ray set. No, you're being moved off campus. Dr. Peter Venkman: Were here to help. special olympics records ghostbusters commercial script . Shut it off! Police Captain: This successful case turns into many, as the ghostbusters take over New York City as high profile exterminators, from interviews to news articles wondering about ghosts civil rights. Switch me on! You don't know what it's like out there! This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Oh yes you will, I'll make sure you will. [to Egon] Dr. Peter Venkman: My parents left me that house. You're not supposed to have pets in the building. Peter Venkman's love interest was an interdimensional woman posing as a beautiful woman. Louis: Dr. Peter Venkman: Spengler is taking PKE readings along the baseboards. Dr. Peter Venkman: Anything. It's looking at me. [on the walkie talkie] We're paying you, are we? A Ghostbusters commercial is playing. I love this plan! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you a God? [tries to go back into his apartment but he's locked himself out]. Dana Barrett: Woman at Party: Killed by a hundred-foot marshmallow man. Louis: Walter Peck: They smile at the camera as a phone number is supered on the screen. Dr. Peter Venkman: I read a lot myself. Nervous? Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Janine Melnitz: To participate you need to go to a specific location and wait a countdown till the game starts. You're the best one on your row. [gets in Peter's way] Dr. Raymond Stantz: Forty years of darkness! I'm getting a little tired of this. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Ernie Hudson said during a recent . Dr. Egon Spengler: To our first custumer. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Slow down. Well, that's what I heard! I demand an explanation. Dr. Raymond Stantz: And you have no place in this department, or this university. [after capturing Slimer] [to Peck] On Cover B of Ghostbusters Year One Issue #1, Winston's middle name Ramsey appears on the file. This ecto containment system that Spengler and I have in mind is gonna require a load of bread to capitalize. Thank you. Can I talk to Dana? the flowers are still standing! They hate this. Dr. Peter Venkman: Venkman knocks again]. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd like to analyze it. Ho! Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. Dr. Peter Venkman: [casually] Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. Accepted as canon because this does not contradict any established continuity. I've seen TV, I know you can't come in here without a warrant or writ or something! OK? What's Gozer? Venkman knocks again, Venkman shakes hands with Peck and still has ectoplasm on his hands, Peck is wiping the ectoplasm on his jacket, Janine opens the front door and sees a policeman, as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television, shouting from the top of a fireman's pole upstairs, Venkman looks at Spengler. [a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York]. I should take her out to dinner. We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. [all get up to get ready] You volunteered, didn't you? Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? I guess we'll just have to move. Dr. Peter Venkman: If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better. [Egon is running tests on Louis, who has been possessed by Vinz Clortho and is now the Keymaster]. I like to torture them. Winston Zeddemore: Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and the light is green, the trap is clean! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Library Administrator: [alternate wording from cable TV version]. That's it, c'mere Francine. Yes, I'm *Doctor* Venkman! [excited] Dana. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: I gotta split. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Librarian Alice:

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ghostbusters commercial script